Of all the writings on the wall

Now please don't say that I am being a racist again. I sometimes do get the urges to be one, but as a matter of fact I love Pakistan. You see the title of the boggle and then you might right on say that am saying Pakistan is ugly, but its not, it’s a place you can't say as good or bad or ugly. It’s like a matter of fact, "PAKISTAN". It’s a land which is most like India, although not constitutionally, but yes socially it is India’s twin.

You really are not taking me seriously here, you really don’t, but on an inspirational note, let me try and prove it to you how alike is Pakistan to India:

And these are things apart from the BORDER we share:

1. Nose diggers; and proud
2. You can piss on the road but not kiss
3. You find people with origins from Bihar and Punjab all over the country
4. All phone companies promise you the best call rates and a free sim card
5. For everything that is wrong people instantly blame the government or the
Americans
6. You find people “DOING THE THING”, in shady parks and parking lots
7. Guys who think long hair are still in, and John Abraham in Dhoom as the real casanova
8. Politicians are actually corrupt
9. People turning up late for their office
10. You are not allowed to talk about “SAX”
11. Hot women driving around in hot cars
12. Dawood Ibrahim
13. Have a “father of the nation”.
14. Have No. 13’s photo on their currency
15. No. 13’s is actually the guy who wanted eternal glory and got it
16. FTV
17. MIDNIGHT HOT
18. Jacking off while No. 17 is on No. 16
19. & 20. Always beating around the bush (for people who didn’t get it, am
talking about 2 bushes, the real one and the G.W. Bush
21. Pirated hindi movies
22. Love for cricket
23. Fans of football, just like to watch it but not play
24. Have beer (Whenever possible)
25. Popularity of chicken Tikka
26. The masses really don’t know why is the fight still on for J & K
27. National air carrier sucks
28. Proud farters, just like Terrance & Phillip. “Hey Phillip, what’s the time.?
pppputttrrrrr”
29. Street dogs & eve-teasers
30. Ass-lickers on the loose

Well, after No. 25 I started to feel the writer’s block, and was quite not able to think straight. Anyway, am sure I can take this list to a 100 in some other post later. But that will be later. For now, I am in love with the food this country has to offer, although I have heard that shopping is one thing that is better than the food. I don’t believe and neither would you, if you were here.

I can’t go to a mall or watch a movie here just because am a STAG, now how do I solve that problem, either I manage without going, or I make a girlfriend here, which I can’t because firstly I already have a girlfriend and I am hopelessly in love with her, and secondly if I really want to watch a movie and I tell my girlfriend and she allows me date here just for the movie, the girl I date here will definitely have brothers, who’ll kill me sooner or later.Ok, I know why do u think I assumed that the girl would have brothers, cuz the minimum siblings I have seen here is 4, and not to have a brother in the other 3 is quite a less probability.

The truth to be realized now is that I am here right now, and I have never faced a bad situation and I hope that I never do, cuz I don’t want to spoil my good feelings for this country and its people.